-> "Hey, Nuke The (Militant) Muslims"
Original Song Title:
"Hey, Look Us Over"
Original Performer:
Jody Ketcham
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Nuke The (Militant) Muslims"
The Lyrics
Hey, nuke the Muslims
Burn off their beards
Hang 'em by their turbans
Just get 'em outta here
I don't give a sh*t
About Iran and Iraq
Let's have 'em nuke each other
Or let's shoot 'em in the back
They shout about their Allah
They yell 'bout their Koran
They're professional offendees
In self-exploding vans
They're backwards desert retards
From 1st century AD
If you forget one prayer to Allah
They'll extract your sinning spleen
They can't seem to keep
Their faith to themselves
They beg Allah to multiply
Their cancer/terror cells
Why should we give a f**k
If they live or if they die?
Their protests waste our time
Let's mustard gas their cries
Don't let one groveling Muslim
Survive and walk away
Crack his skull with Allah-Hackbar
And be on your merry way
So let's nuke the Muslims
And live without fear
Fry 'em in their mosques
Without their bombs - we'll be much free-er!!
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