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Song Parodies -> "Who Are Jews?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Are You"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Who Are Jews?"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

It's alright, I'm Jewish too!
Who are Jews?
Who who, who who

They're the descendants of Judah
Who started their kosher tree
They're fitter than Buddha
Who never got off his chubby knees

Jacob, Isaac, and Abraham
Settled Israel, their home
They should be on Mt. Tushmore
Behind a sign that reads "Shalom"

Who are Jews?
Who Who? Jew Jew?

They got kicked out from town to town
Wandering deserts by the score
Was it their Borscht that made their neighbors frown
Or their habit of being thrifty at stores?

(and renting cheap whores)

Saul was their first king
He beat the Phillistines
Then the Phillistines fought right back
Makin' David King and biblically mean

Who are Jews?
Who who
Are Jews?

I'm sure you know what Moses did
Ending bondage, parting seas, and such
I think if he were alive today
He'd think Chuck Heston's a bit too much

(tell me, is Chuck a Jew?)

Fast forward to Germany
Where the Jews shot to number 1
Not on Billboard Pop Chart lists
But on death rosters to end their dradle fun

(killed by Nazi scum)

Skip ahead to the present
& you'll find Jews still alive and thriving
At last they conquered their hardships
& Mel Gibson's jewicidal drunk driving

Don't tell me you hate Jews!

Tell me you love Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews
Ohh Jews!

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Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I'm one-quarter Jewish, which, apparently, is not too shabby!
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Mt. Tushmore--LOL. L'chaim!
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
infotainment
AFW - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting, informative, and entertaining, as alvin says
PMS - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW
Yoidy - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad you guys enjoyed it!
Ann Hammond - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
infotainment from me too
Johnny D - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This here Roman Catholic Tibetan Buddhist Hindu shall say MAZEL TOV !!!
Susanna Viljanen - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Being the 7/8 shiksha I am, I liked this song. While I am not into religion, I admit I am into spirituality, and certain Jewish concepts (like gilgul ha-neshamot) have influenced my spiritual thinking as well. But as a history re-enactor I would like to remind you of the greatest Jewish state ever, the Khanate of Khazaria. I'm just waiting someone would write the 3rd and 4th Chronicles and 1st and 2nd Khans. They would nicely complement the Tanach. Happy Hanukka and may your dreidel roll you a lot of nice things!
Yoidy - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Susanna for reading! I thought the best Jewish state was neurosis! Just kidding. Happy Hanukka to you, too!
John Jenkins - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I was disappointed in Mel Gibson's outburst, but "jewicidal" is a clever word play.

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