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Song Parodies -> "Return to Vendor"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Return to Vendor"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I put 2 quarters in the KwikSnak
But they got caught in a jam
I almost had a heart attack
I wanna slam slam slam

Return to Vendor
So I can get my cash
Return to Vendor
Before I make it crash

I'm walkin around starvin'
Tryin to get my lunch
The mounds bar is suspended
Over the hook I punched

Return to Vendor
Christ, I need my food
Return to Vendor
I feel like a fool

I keep kickin and punchin
Tryin to get my grub
Some students walk past me
They call me a stupid schlub

said, Return to Vendor
Before I blow it up
Return to Vendor
Cause food is love

This time I've had it
Think I've had enough
Gonna grab Thor's hammer
& smash it down to small stuff

I'm smashin & hackin
Disabling this retarded box
Some security guard sees me
He puts down his eggs & lox

He's chasin after me
I'm tearin down the hall
Just wanted my mounds bar
a little nutrition that's all

Return to Vendor
I'm behind jail bars
Return to Vendor
Now my butt's seein stars

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Peregrin - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked this, Yoidy.

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