Song Parodies -> Return to Vendor

Original Song Title:	"Return to Sender"
Original Performer:	Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:	"Return to Vendor"
Parody Written by:	Yoidy

I put 2 quarters in the KwikSnak
But they got caught in a jam
I almost had a heart attack
I wanna slam slam slam

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So I can get my cash
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Before I make it crash

I'm walkin around starvin'
Tryin to get my lunch
The mounds bar is suspended
Over the hook I punched

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Christ, I need my food
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I feel like a fool

I keep kickin and punchin
Tryin to get my grub
Some students walk past me
They call me a stupid schlub

said, Return to Vendor
Before I blow it up
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Cause food is love

This time I've had it
Think I've had enough
Gonna grab Thor's hammer
& smash it down to small stuff

I'm smashin & hackin
Disabling this retarded box
Some security guard sees me
He puts down his eggs & lox

He's chasin after me
I'm tearin down the hall
Just wanted my mounds bar
a little nutrition that's all

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I'm behind jail bars
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Now my butt's seein stars

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Peregrin - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment

I liked this, Yoidy.

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Song Parodies -> Return to Vendor

"Return to Sender"

Elvis Presley

"Return to Vendor"

Yoidy

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