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Song Parodies -> "I Love The Dead"

Original Song Title:

"I Love The Dead"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"I Love The Dead"

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The Lyrics

I loved The Dead before they sold
Thought Pigpen's chops were groovin' gold
Garcia's licks were my ice cream
(Love Cherry Garcia and Mango Sheen)
The Dead still play before my eyes
'Coz LSD's still in my mind
I wish I had Weir's fingering grace
Dead Jerry keeps the beat in space
I hope to keep on drivin' that train
'Coz drug testing's making this world insane

I love The Dead

I love The Dead, have all their tracks
Jug Band Blues is where it's at
Won't you feel my Potato Caboose?
We're in mom's basement, we can get a little loose
To Anthem Of The Sun, I boogie
On Mexican Weed, Phil Lesh is my wookie
When people say, "Move out, you're a bum."
I turn the other cheek and say, "The World's a Drum."
I hope to leave my troubles with The Man
With The Dead as my friends, I know each day we'll jam

I love The Dead....

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alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
me too....this is my favorite of the day
Yoidy - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Al...keep drivin' that train.
AFW - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This would be stiff competition, anywhere...and great for the spook season
Yoidy - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading!
Ravyn Rant - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate the Dead (being a non-stereotypical Northern Californian), but I loved this parody!

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