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Song Parodies -> "2020; A Space Commode - ity"

Original Song Title:

"Space Oddity"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"2020; A Space Commode - ity"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

Major Dom to Captain Tongue
I can't flush this g*damn dung
It's floating up
And out
How do I drown this bung?

Captain Tongue to Major Dom
You should've doodied
On the ground
Use the plunger
Did you bring Drano with you?

This is Major Dom to Captain Tongue
It's 12.5 feet long
And it's chasing me around this f*****g ship
"Just chill and watch The Clumps"
-- Oh, go eat sh*t!

For here
I was crapping on a tin can
Farting 'bove the world
My ass is black and blue
Coz' my bowels gave me the blues

(Guess the Challenger ate sh*t too)

This is Sgt. Hump to Major Dom
We're poolside smoking bongs
And we're watching you in orbit on YouTube
"Tell my wife I love her. I need help."
-- She's nude!

This is Major Dom to Sgt. Hump
I really need a pump
'Coz my poop's alive in such a menacing muck
When I swing my racket at it
It ducks

Sgt. Hump to Major Dom
You circuit's dead, you're really f****d
"No, you're the one who's f****d
Get your rocket off my wife!
Get your rocket off my wife!"

For here
Am I floating in my tin can
Far away from you
I'm attacked by my own sh*t
And you're groping my wife's t*ts

Corporal Kink to Major Dom
You're coming back
Back to Earth
You're falling through the sky
Now you've squashed our NASA guys

For here
My turd is floating in your swank pool
Strangling Hump and Tongue
At last they know the truth
My sh*t ain't no Baby Ruth

(spacey instrumental fade)

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John Barry - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on pretentious OS! This is far superior.
Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks John!
alvin rhodes - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
in space no on can hear you..........uh never mind
AFW - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff
Paul Robinson - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I won't dump on this effort...5's ~ ~ ~
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
One question, yoidy. Do you also sell the drugs you're obviously taking? Coz I want me some of that!! Screwed genius. 555
Johnny D - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
555 miles high ... Yoidy, you could carry the same theme along with a parody of "Eight Miles High" by The Tyrds, er, I mean, The Byrds!
Stuart McArthur - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
wow, great pacing and a bizarrio scenario - funny stuff - 555
Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Al, AFW, Paul, Kristof, JD, Stuart. Glad you could get a load of this!
2Eagle - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
What would we do without poo to inspire us?
Below Average Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Wanted to return the favor of reading your parody since you read mine. . .This one was of a very interesting OS. . .David Bowie and interesting are two words that go well together. . .My turd is floating in your swank pool? That is classic. . .I know some aren't into the whole "toilet humor" parodies, but alas, Toilet Humor began all forms of comedy as we now know them today, great job on this one.
Yoidy - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle. And I appreciate your defense of toilet humor, BAD!
Meriadoc - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This was hilarious! (Not being too fond of poo parodies, I didn't wanna laugh, but I couldn't help myself!) ;-D
Yoidy - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc!

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