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Song Parodies -> "On Hold"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John Fogerty

Parody Song Title:

"On Hold"

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The Lyrics

Well, beat the drum, you ---damn scum
The boss is on his way
He's on my back, he's a dagger in my side
I gott make like I'm at work
Gettin major projects done
There's no place left that I can run & hide

So put me on hold
I'm ready to wait today
Put me on hold, I'm ready to sleep
All week
Cause the old man down the road is stoppin by

While on hold I can sometimes doze
& catch up on some X rated dreams
With Linda Lovelace & Seka on my lap
When awake I can rock out to the sounds of ol' John Tesh
With Kenny G & Yanni, I'm glad it ain't rap

So put me on hold, I'm ready to space, today
Put me on hold, need Seka in lace, today
Look at me
I can snooze
On the phone

Got missing files, coffee stains
& a screen that blurs my eyes
With paper clips turned into fishing gear
Got shaking hands & quaking legs
& an angry twisted grin
It's time the world of HOLD returns my pride

So put me on hold, I'm ready to nap
Put me on hold, don't need all this crap
Go ' way
Look at me
I'm on hold

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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yoidy - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
guess the fella who gave me 1s had problems with bein on hold! HWA HWA HWA HWA HWA HWA HWA HWA HWA!!!
malcolm higgins - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
welcome to the " i HAVE A 1-1-1- GREMLIN" club I was gonna give you 4-4-4 but will go 5-5-5- chalupas to balance out the arsehole's vote.. good entry
Wild Man - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job Yoidy. It was a fun read.

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