-> "Slurry Together"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Together"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Slurry Together"
The Lyrics
Spirits: Anna Nicole Smith - ANS
Jim Morrison - JIMBO
Ghost of Ozzy's Brain - GHOST OF OZZY'S BRAIN
Special Guest Spirit: Marilyn Monroe - MM
Mortals: Van Morrison - VM
ANS - Sing us a song, you're the Moondunce man, hwa hwa hwa!
JIMBO - Come oan! Let's swim to the moon! Penetrate the sleeping that the bleeding seek to hide!!
(Pulls down pants to reveal white pelvic bone)
VM - Curmudgeon me and you, human quaaludes
It stinks when you bum smokes from tykes
It's only lice when you don't cook 'em right
And nike the mike. So slurry together
If I should bawl you out, inveigle whines
You'd say you'd be the shlong for me in my behind
Go bludgeon all the world to bleed
To sip my wine. Mel Slurrup forever
My aunt sees me sluggin' slow buddies like you
Forgive my hives
With your slithees, baby, the sky cryin' blues
I chug 9 lives
Me in you in Drew n' Dee
No matter how they floss the rice, it's hassle-free
The homely ones for me in you is Pru n' Bree
So nappy in feathers
If I should haul you up for bogus crimes
It sucks that I'm a hypocrite for using Heinz
The only worm is meat for you, a mumblin' mime
You chowed on the weather?
ANS - aintna friggin wedder in here!
VM - And 'owizz yer mother?
ANS - My muthizz f***g g*****n c***ks*****g bitch who drove me to this place.
JIMBO - Yeah, in here's jus' dead rats, dead cats, her fat mom thinks she's an aristocrap well dat's crap! Dat's Crap!
GHOST OF OZZY'S BRAIN - always luvved ya shockrock, mate!
JIMBO - My chakra comes from the naked dead indian on the ghost highway bleeding, crowding the egghead child's mind...
GHOST OF OZZY'S BRAIN - Blimey, I meant shock rock. Sharon? Sharon, can you translate please? Shaaaron....!
VM - Well, you know why I ouijja'd you all here, my dead friends. I sang for you again. And in return, as usual, I need some slurry choruses fer mi slurry songs.
ANS - Anythin ta help ya out, Mr. Marson.
VM - Shanga langa, shanga langa langa thank ya.
GHOST OF OZZY'S BRAIN - I always luuuved that. Where'd cha get that chorus, mate?
VM - The Big Bopper. He howled that whenever 'e was shaggin' his boppettes backstage. You know where I got the r-r-r-a-r-r-r-a-r-r-r-a-r-r-r-a shiver in Moondance from?
ANS - Nuh uh.
VM - Buddy Holly. It was cold out when 'e died. 'Twas freezin' when they all died. (Doffs hipster cap in solemn tribute). Now, my good spirits, some choruses, please.
JIMBO - You're all a bunch of f****n' idiots!
MM - Boop boop ba doop! Teehee teehee.....
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