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Song Parodies -> "Spider"

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Christina Aguilera

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The Lyrics

Well, I really don't know you
Since you tried to kill me with your shoe
And I really don't like it
When you wreck my webs with your s**t

So i can tell that you hate me
Cause you tried to spray me
With Raid
Do you think I'm afraid
Of you human fools?

If I was 10 feet tall I'd kill you
Pierce you with my giant fangs
& Drain you
Melt your organs up like a Campbells cup
ANd Swallow You
You human fool
Gonna turn you into drool


Thanks for makin me a spider
My spineretts make me weave wider
My 8 eyes help me see clearer
My lures help me draw prey nearer
My 8 legs help me run
Thanks for makin me Spider!!

So you think you're so tough
Runnin wild thru my funnel web fluff
Lemme tell ya who's the masta
Of disasta
My cousins phlegm can eat away your flesh
My aunt's saliva can paralyze ya nerves
My brother's spew can make ya go blind vomit and convulse
So strangle on your own mulch
Cause I'm comin for you
My fangs can pierce your boots you mutha)&&*(*&()_W
Your gonna live a living death!!!

Thanks for makin me a spider
My venom helps me melt tissue
Dental hygiene's no longer an issue
My size helps me run a bit faster
Insects think I'm the masta know how it goes!!

Next time you come around
You bottle necked clown
I'm gonna stick ya
Right where your rib is
Ya gonna drop ya dishezz
Spin around the floor like Curly
Doin the hurly burly
Cause your messed up with poison
Aint no longer got a reason
To live anymore. You helpless Shmoe

That's why GOd made me a spider
So I can nail you naked apes faster
Make your skin peel off like plaster
Make your insides bleed a little slower
Make you wish you were run down by a mower
So thank GOD that I'm a SPIDER!!!!!

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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 4   3
 5   2

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Not Saying My Name - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Chorus was very poorly paced. In the original, there are eight lines (the 4th and 8th of which are "thanks for makin me a fighter"); you only have five. Sorry, I must downgrade you for that.

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