Song Parodies -> Blow 'Em Up

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Up"

Original Performer:

The Cars

  
Parody Song Title:

"Blow 'Em Up"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

Chant all night, pray all day
Blow up everything in your way
Plot all night to make them bleed
Don't you worry 'bout chopped off feet

Blow 'em up!

There'll be no rap
There'll be no rock
There'll be no jazz
Just Allah's _ock

So blow 'em up with all you've got!

Bomb all night the US troops
You don't need their oil excuse
Chant all night with anyone
The world's a crawlin' with Muslim scum

Blow 'em up

There'll be no jokes
There'll be no skits
There'll be no gags
Just virgin slits

So bag 'em up and kill the Yids!

Kneel all night
WIth ho ho hos
You know the Koran says that's a no
Pray all night - but don't pick her lock
Or they'll use your bones to build a Mosque

Veil em up!

There'll be no curves
There'll be no thighs
There'll be no smiles
Just female eyes

So veil 'em up with chains and ties!

Plot all night - but shave your hairs
Don't want the Taliban to stop and stare
To bomb all night is holy work
I kill myself to enjoy the perks

Beat 'em up
Veil 'em up
Chop 'em up
ooh ooh Blow 'em up...

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