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Song Parodies -> "Spanky Noodle"

Original Song Title:

"Yankee Doodle"

Original Performer:

Dr. Richard Shuckberg

Parody Song Title:

"Spanky Noodle"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(I've decided to resubmit this with parts 1 and 2 combined. That way, I can enter parody contests for March before history changes!)Every soldier has a moment of glory....
Spankem Nood ditched Washington's troops
And moved back home with mother.
She stuck a feather in his ass
And called it a thermometer.

Spanky stayed with Betsy Ross
Safely weaving gladly.
He tossed his needles when he jabbed
His pinky knitting Glory.

Later Spanky fought the South
But wandered way out west, so
He got limp wristed, skipped about
Then soon discovered Frisco.

Spanky Noodle sashayed north
And met poor General Custer.
Custer yelled, "I'm Indian food!
Said Spank, "My dog needs mustard."

Spanky Noodle, go get tough.
Crank your Noodle daily.
Spanky Noodle's gettin' rough.
He's knockin' back some brandys.

World War 1 mussed Spanky's hands
When a schoolboy shot some Franz bitch.
Serbia snored at Austria's roar
And burnt Hungary's sandwich.

Spanky's helmet had a spike
So he could kill the Kaiser.
When Spanky saw a girl he liked
He wore it in his trousers.

Flash to 1939
When Hitler stomped on Poland.
Spanky cried, "Enough's enough!
Go clog around on Holland."

Spanky joined the Western Front
But hid out in a bunker.
Hitler said, "I like your style.
Let's mosh or we'll go bonkers."

Spanky Noodle, loosen up.
Yank your Poodle daily.
World War 2 fell on its butt.
Let's play ball in the bush leagues.

And I am that Spanky Noodle boy!!

Spankem Nood loved Chinese food
So he fought in Korea.
He scorned the front lines for the woods
To wrestle diarrhea.

Spanky Noodle shook the hand
Of Chairman Mao Ze Donkey.
"I'd like your autograph," he said
"You're short and tall at once, hee!"

In '66 'ol Spank Nood broke
The lines of draft card dodgers.
Brass found him in Nam's paddy fields
'Shroomed into Daltry, Roger.

Spank snuck to the Viet Cong
While his troops were nappin'.
How could he resist the smell
Of 'Nam styled noodles ramen?

Spanky Noodle, lap it up
While the stew is brewin'.
No one knows just what the hell
The left or right hand's doin'.

'Nood awoke in '89
To a thousand points of nightlights.
He begged his mom to turn 'em off
And keep him out of hindsight.

They shipped 'ol Spank off to Iraq
To fight mean Hussein, Saddam.
Instead he got a desert rash
That made Gomorrah Sodom.

9/11 of 2001
Came and shattered Spank's nerves.
Dubya said, "That's 'coz you didn't
Scare Hussein with fightin' words."

(Don't kill my daddy!)

Seven years and to this day
Spank's rolled in Persian carpet.
We killed Saddam and his two runts
But the world wants U.S. departed.

Spank told Barack, and he swore
That this would be no Vietnam.
Spank then beheaded Dumboya
And cut him into smart bombs.

And I am that Spanky Noodle joy!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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John Barry - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Whew! What a history lesson. Looks like a lotta work went into this.
alvin - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Well Mr Spanky---I already left my main comment on this song's Part 1 yesterday, the 2nd part is actually even more comical...great job
Yoidy - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Spanks John, Al, BAD, for reading!
AFW - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You used your noodle for this
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM)This feather in your cap ain't no macaroni.
The Charnstar - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I never knew Yankee Doodle was an actual song. I gotta say, I learnt more on this website, than in the history of school... 5-5-5
Peter Andersson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Warrific...
Max Power - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
BTW, who the heck is Dr. Richard Shuckberg?
Yoidy - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
He's the author of the Yankee Doodle song.
Chris Frederick - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Funny! Spanky needs to make a movie, Forrest Gump-style.
bobpiecheese - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not sure if I know the OS, but it worked out okay.
wannabemustangjockey - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) With a history like that, I hope he gets good veteran's benefits.
Matthias - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know the OS, but it's not a bad parody at all.
Jason - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not bad at all.
stuart mcarthur - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) what JAB said - that's 2 Forrest Gump style pieces in this SOTM contest - what a coincidence - huge effort yoidy and ambitious project - I got stuck on pacing sometimes, but don't know the ins and outs of the OS well enough to be sure - and "Yank your poodle daily" just fell beautifully into place - 555
Michael McVey - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Only one problem: you don't mention that it was Truman who sent our troops into Korea and that most of the Vietnam War was fought under the auspices of Lyndon Johnson. Nor did you mention any of Clinton's wars (Former Yugoslavia, Somalia, etc.) Aside from that, your parody was VERY funny and the rhymes were quite clever.
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Veeeery strange, yoidy; but wildly creative. I too got stuck with pacing a few times, but kudos for submitting this trippy little history lesson. 455
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) OK the title threw me off: I thought it was about.. well, never mind. I have a dirty mind, obviously. Good stuff, Yoidy.
Johnny D - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A twisted tour-de-psychopatriotic-force!
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well I've read this one before. . .I like that I'm starting to read more in my spare time, it means I already somewhat know what they are about, read it again, yep, still like it. . .
Wolverine - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) History 101, by Prof. Yoidy S. Noodle. 455 credit hours. Quite a few fun lines. "No one knows just what the hell - The left or right hand's doin'."
Jack Wilson - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This was awesome and noodly!
Tim Mayfield - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This surely clears up why I flunked so many history lessons. This stuff is confusing. Good job!
Yoidy - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks again, gang!

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