Song Parodies -> 21st Century Altoids Man
| Original Song Title: | "21st Century Schizoid Man" |
| Original Performer: | King Crimson |
| Parody Song Title: | "21st Century Altoids Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Yoidy |
I'm feeling foppish. Very art rockish. How 'bout you?
Waiting tongue, open jaw
Tingly taste buds scream for more
At halitosis' oral door
21st Century Altoids Man
Candy rack chewer sire
Cheek bacteria's funeral pyre
Palate burned with spearmint fire
21st Century Altoids Man
Mint seed, foul mouth's greed
Brown gums cleansed of nicotine
His godly tablets mankind needs
21st Century Altoids Man
Tingly taste buds scream for more
At halitosis' oral door
21st Century Altoids Man
Candy rack chewer sire
Cheek bacteria's funeral pyre
Palate burned with spearmint fire
21st Century Altoids Man
Mint seed, foul mouth's greed
Brown gums cleansed of nicotine
His godly tablets mankind needs
21st Century Altoids Man
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I just HAPPENED to have that OS on hand, but I didn't realize how long the instrumental was. Here's 5's for rhyming his non-disctint words. : ) Looks like we both decided on weird songs today.
Cool! Glad you're into it!
I used several of the songs in that CD myself. They're weird and fun to write to.
Weird, but right in the money...
a breath of fresh air
Thank god you're here, Altoids Man! Thanks for taking on some Crimson. This was cute. 555
Thanks for reading, you guys!
This parody is CURIOUSLY STRONG. 5's
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