-> "I Still Haven't Found The Cheapest Whores"
Original Song Title:
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
Parody Song Title:
"I Still Haven't Found The Cheapest Whores"
I have cruised
Red light corners
I have dated most call girls
And my wallet's down a third
Actually, down a thou
I have called
I have cruised
I have bargained black and blue
Only to save a few
You know I got a wife and kids too!
But I still haven't found the cheapest whores
I have kissed
Flooded condoms to the tip
These strumpets I rent
Leave my trumpet quite bent
I have tongued
A wench named Angel
While I t-t f----d a slut named Deville
And after that night
I went home broke and stoned
'Coz I never held out for the discount whores
One fox said 50
I was glad
She said it's 90
Without her pad
I said I might do her on some quaalude bender
Seen classy harlots in magazines
I'm not too picky if she's got all her teeth
And if her waistline is trim
I like 'em real slim!
If I'm cheap, I'll wind up with the chubby whores
My dad said,
"Son, you've been told
All that jiggles sure ain't gold
Take care of your wifey
You know, she frets day and nightly."
Tell her I'm still at the office researching brothel laws
Once I believed
All men john
Rich and poor can have tart fun
Can butter tart buns
But still, I'm in debt
I cashed my bonds
Drew my life savings
Told Blue Cross
I'd stop paying
I can't stop laying
'Coz I'm a sucker for 'tute tit
Can you please help me find the cheapest whores?
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