-> "Grabbin' The High Life"
Original Song Title:
"back in the high life"
Parody Song Title:
"Grabbin' The High Life"
The Lyrics
Polo looks so bad on me
My stock went down way too fast
I'm drivin' my Porsche real slowly
Just to make the mileage last
'Coz when you're born rich, you're sensitive
It's so hard when ya get shot down
Don't be surprised if you see me slumming
With the upper middle class of town
Soon I'll be grabbin' the wild life, amen
My stock that shrunk will shoot right up again
I'll be sitting in first class again
The golfing club that snubbed me once will smile and let me in
And I'll sip martinis free
'Coz I'll buy the yacht and make the barkeeps leave
I'll snag a sunny house on Venice Beach
And have my cooks prepare a Thai'd shrimp feast
Once I used to be the best
Now I'm no longer in Forbe's top ten
Lost property here, a merger there
I want to know - are we still friends?
Sometimes I take the F Street line
No longer driven by my good man Heinz
You'll see me eat at Burger King
Reading Wall Street, snatching diners' fries
Soon I'll be grabbin' the spry life, my friend
The bust of E.F. Hutton will wink at me again
I'll be inviting some ex-girlfriends
Only to throw 'em out, and warn 'em never to come back in
And I'll balance cocktails on my knees
While trading stocks and bonds on blackberries
Monopolizing easily
Grabbin' the soft life again
I'll be jackin' the highways again
They'll have to pry my Lexus keys
From my cold, dead hands
I'll be grabbin' the high life with Sven
This corporate jet's reserved for us
And several boys aged ten
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