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Song Parodies -> "Sea Life"

Original Song Title:

"Street Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Crusaders

Parody Song Title:

"Sea Life"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

I play with sea life
Got a seahorse up my nose
Sea life
Wish I could breathe through my butthole
Sea life
Watch me wrestle with this ray
Sea life
Now it's swimming with my shades

You let the fishes slowly see
A little showbiz in this mask they'll meet
And every time you play the depths
You're a superstar, not an aquatard
That's how you get the groupers all backstage
You ply them with shrimp all day
You swim, float, and wiggle your hose
'Til they think you're exactly like a fish
Then, together, you dance on that coral reef
'Til the bubble curtains rise and fizz

Oooh, sea life
You can't swim away from squid
Sea life
After teasing them with a mitt
Sea life
This crab's sure acting bold!
Sea life
But that flounder's sure got sole

There's always rides on whales
When you catch them by their tails
They always smile when you make them
Trail a red coast guard balloon
Did that shark see me too soon? Hey! What the...?

(AND IF YOU TRY TO STEAL THEIR YOUNG
TO HAVE THEM STAR IN "AQUALUNG"
THE WAVES WILL SEAL YOUR GRAVE
AND LEAD THE SHARKS IN TO YOUR SLAUGHTER
SO TAKE IT FROM POSEIDON'S DAUGHTER
'COZ THIS LITTLE MERMAID'S GONNA CARVE YOU UP
TO FEED THE DOLPHINS IN YOUR TRAWLER)

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alvin rhodes - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
doncha hate it when seahorses get up yer nose ?
John Barry - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Surrealism at 15 fathoms.
Yoidy - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
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