Song Parodies -> Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

Original Song Title:	"New York State of Mind"
Original Performer:	Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:	"Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine"
Parody Written by:	Yoidy

Some joiks like to go away
Get outta their stinkin naybahoods
Their shrinks say it sure does em lotsa good
But I aint dem and dey aint me
I done no crime

I'm in a Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

I've seen a lotta ugly mugs, pushy dames
& nasal goils
The kinda trash I seen'd make ya pubics coil
Seen towelhead cabbies push da yupstas
Up da line

I'm in a Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

It was a peace o cake
Livin on the take
On my crack pipe
Watchin Hasidim ride
Their Kosher bikes
Dem Chinese bookies
Bake their fortune cookies blind

I'm in a Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

Ain't seen chix like
Jenny Anuston, Cortney Coc
or dat Blond Bimbo
Where I live, dey don't make
Dose kinda hos.
But I seen Opra Winfrey Whales
In the Hudson Riva Slime

I'm in a Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

Don't mind me
Me & my crack ho
do just fine

I'm in a Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

Yeah, hoid pug faced queers
Drop anotha pick up line

Said, I'm in a Nu Yawk Hate O' Mine

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Mike Florio - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment

A bit confusing with the mis-spelled words...

royce miller - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment

I enjoyed your play on words--using the accent of "Nu Yawk" ; and you succeeded in painting a very bleak picture, if that's what you intended.

Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Fugeddabouddit! Dis t'ing wasn't funny in da slightest, an' it stinks more 'an a squeegee guy on Toity-Fawt Street! Ugotanoive, pal! Yer 'bout as welcome in N'Yawk as Awmando Buh-nitez right about now! Where's Rudy when ya need 'im? Betta yet, where's Sammy da Bull when ya need 'im? Gettouttaheah, ya bum!

lebeiw - April 26, 2003 - Report this comment

I would have read it, but I couldn't...

Aaerni - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment

It should be "Nu Yawk Hate o' Mind", not "New Yawk Hate o' Mine."

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Song Parodies -> Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine

"New York State of Mind"

Billy Joel

"Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine"

Yoidy

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