Let's talk about GURD, baby
A word you never heard, baby
Let's talk about all the hot things and the munched things
Choking me
Let's talk about GURD.

Let's talk about GURD, you turd
How many of you ever heard of such a word?
It's when your stomach does a flip
And sprays its acids out ya lips
Burnin ya throat and esophagus alla way up
In hea. Right homie, that's somethin' to fear.
I mean it's fierce.

It keeps coming up from the chow
In my stomach now.
Don't avoid the topic
That ain't gonna stop it.
Look, it stands for gastrointestinal reflux disease
You may cover ya ears if you please
Or look away
Don't matta if ya straight or gay,
It's here to stay

Potatoes, pork chops, hot buttered glop
Don't matter, it's comin up ya neck
Screamin' what the heck, I'm gonna turn this guy's life
Into a train wreck
It's comin up with burnin acids on a platter
Get whack! Wake up, go to the toilet
Throw up, then get back in the sack
You gotta watch what you eat
You ain't so descrete when you got GURD
Your stomach lining may bleed

You know where you are?
You're inhalin' acid bubbles!
You're gonna die

So welcome to GURD

But anyway...
Let's talk about GURD, you turd
Tell me what you have heard
Tell me bout all the people choked by something in their sleep
Let's talk about GURD