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Song Parodies -> "Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Creep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Hand"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

only yesterday
I mowed the lawn today
mama said lookout
sister starts to shout
mower gone astray
wish it wuz yesterday
blade lopped off my hand
while i wuz singin with the band...

Take time with a severed hand
cause it likes to steal
Make time with a severed hand
cause it likes to feel
Waste time with ya severed hand
Guess it likes to feel, likes to steal

I'm half the man a used to be, half the arm I used to be, half the wrist I used to be
Let me live among the trees...

Mama warned me good
That blade chops more than wood
Sister starts to weep
I cannot drive her jeep
Dad's just comin home
He sees my stump and moans
So...

Take time with a severed hand
cause it likes to steal
Make time with a severed hand
cause it likes to feel
Waste time with ya severed hand
Guess it likes to feel, likes to steal

I aint the man I used to be
Chopped my hand while clearing trees
Cleared a spot for my mike stand
While singin stoned i chopped my hand

Hand & Me hang out
On 51st and south
Hand & Me make out
Don't need a hole or mouth
Losin all my friends
My folks moved down the bends
It's me, myself & Hand
So try to understand...

Make love with a severed hand
cause it likes to feel
Hold hands with a severed hand
cause it likes to squeal
Make out with ya severed hand
Cause it likes your deal
Of finger meals

I'm more the man I used to be
Chopped my hand in front of me
Me and my hand are more than enough
I'm wedded to this fingered lump
wedded to this fingered lump

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hoip chiggs - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
yo Yoidz, whattup

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