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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Centipedes"

Original Song Title:

"I Eat Cannibals"

Original Performer:

Toto Coelo

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Centipedes"

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The Lyrics

I hate centipedes
Kill them when I please
Their sight is sickening to me
I hate centipedes

I loathe centipedes
Feel them in my sleep
Their legs ocillate when they're squeezed
Let's nuke the breed

If I were pope, I'd ask God
To please evict the arthropods
They're so freakin' odd to me
Please smash centipedes

Got nothin' 'gainst the silverfish
With roach's legs, I make a wish
But they don't nauseate my eyes
Quite like centipedes

Spiders earn my respect
'Coz they leave such glittery webs
But even spiders can't outscare
The centipede

In Ha Wa Yee they're quite immense
Those 10 inch 'pedes don't pay no rent
There's no permanent defense
'Gainst centipedes

In the Phillipines
They're quite lean and mean
I heard one killed a girl that screamed,
"Get offa me!"

Right in Pakistan
They're trained to bite on command
It's an insect taliban
Of terrorpedes

That's why
I hate centipedes
Would rather have a swarm of bees
Come pollinate my teeth
F --- all centipedes

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
you have a leg up with this one
Yahoo - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Al!
CT - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I second your opinion on centipedes. I saw one on my living room wall and just about sh*t myself! "Terrorpedes" indeed!

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