Song Parodies -> I Hate Centipedes
| Original Song Title: | "I Eat Cannibals" |
| Original Performer: | Toto Coelo |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Hate Centipedes" |
| Parody Written by: | Yoidy |
I hate centipedes
Kill them when I please
Their sight is sickening to me
I hate centipedes
I loathe centipedes
Feel them in my sleep
Their legs ocillate when they're squeezed
Let's nuke the breed
If I were pope, I'd ask God
To please evict the arthropods
They're so freakin' odd to me
Please smash centipedes
Got nothin' 'gainst the silverfish
With roach's legs, I make a wish
But they don't nauseate my eyes
Quite like centipedes
Spiders earn my respect
'Coz they leave such glittery webs
But even spiders can't outscare
The centipede
In Ha Wa Yee they're quite immense
Those 10 inch 'pedes don't pay no rent
There's no permanent defense
'Gainst centipedes
In the Phillipines
They're quite lean and mean
I heard one killed a girl that screamed,
"Get offa me!"
Right in Pakistan
They're trained to bite on command
It's an insect taliban
Of terrorpedes
That's why
I hate centipedes
Would rather have a swarm of bees
Come pollinate my teeth
F --- all centipedes
Kill them when I please
Their sight is sickening to me
I hate centipedes
I loathe centipedes
Feel them in my sleep
Their legs ocillate when they're squeezed
Let's nuke the breed
If I were pope, I'd ask God
To please evict the arthropods
They're so freakin' odd to me
Please smash centipedes
Got nothin' 'gainst the silverfish
With roach's legs, I make a wish
But they don't nauseate my eyes
Quite like centipedes
Spiders earn my respect
'Coz they leave such glittery webs
But even spiders can't outscare
The centipede
In Ha Wa Yee they're quite immense
Those 10 inch 'pedes don't pay no rent
There's no permanent defense
'Gainst centipedes
In the Phillipines
They're quite lean and mean
I heard one killed a girl that screamed,
"Get offa me!"
Right in Pakistan
They're trained to bite on command
It's an insect taliban
Of terrorpedes
That's why
I hate centipedes
Would rather have a swarm of bees
Come pollinate my teeth
F --- all centipedes
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you have a leg up with this one
Thanks, Al!
I second your opinion on centipedes. I saw one on my living room wall and just about sh*t myself! "Terrorpedes" indeed!
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