-> "Fed To The Swine"
Original Song Title:
"End Of The Line"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fed To The Swine"
The Lyrics
Well, it's not right - selling news rags in the street
Well, it's not right - munching Cycle 4 to make ends meet
Well, it's not right - my pension frozen by Uncle Sam
Well, it's not right - the government won't lend me a hand
You can wait to die as you wait for the phone to ring - being fed to the swine
Waiting for the mortgage man to come and take everything - being fed to the swine
Drinking gin to drown the pain tomorrow brings
Maybe a bathtub ring
Well, it's not right - when they shove you off a job you did well
Well, it's not right - when they send it to some Indian hell
Well, it's not right - if you got nowhere to stay
Well, it's not right - when every day is payment day
Maybe somewhere down this hopeless maze - being fed to the swine
You'll wonder if I survived their ways - being fed to the swine
You can bet I'll find a way to make 'em pay - being fed to the swine
They'll sure be amazed
Well, it's not right - especially when push comes to shove
Well, it's not right - if you got no one to love
Well, it's not right - everything won't work out fine
Well, it's not right - my prostate's cramping all the time
Don't have to be ashamed of my vengeful pride - being fed to the swine
I'll be glad to kill them, it's the reason I stay alive - being fed to the swine
Of never fighting back and winning while being fed to the swine
I'm terrified
Well, it's all right - don't matter if I'm old and gray
Well, it's all right - my Magnum's got something to say
Well, it's all right - to remember to let no one live
Well, it's all right - 'coz the worst thing you can do is forgive
Well, it's all right - for the rich to fire whoever they please
And it's my right - to make them beg and cry on their knees
'Coz it's not right - after property tax, I got no more dimes
So it's my right - to blow holes in their greedy behinds!
Let's give a hand to the Splattering Killburys!
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