Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Bleat of My Art"

Original Song Title:

"The Beat Of My Heart"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"The Bleat of My Art"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

...to the bleat of my
Bleat of my Art

I'm thinking about
J TImberlake's mouth
I wanna give in
To make him go south
South on my bod
I find it so odd
The rhythm of buff
Is Hilary Duff

My name's Hilary Duff
You say that's enough
I'll have you all know
My music ain't fluff
You think it's so strange
My squeal made the charts
Well, the bleat of my art
Is out of your range

I'm up from my downs
I'm back from my front
I'm north from my south
I'm just a spoiled runt
I'm taking a stand
Against Lindsay Lohan
Did you see what she did
What she did with her hands?

She put one on my can
And one on my muff
Then she called me creampuff
Not Hilary Duff!
"The way that you squeal
Could never be real."
Said Lindsay Lohan
While washing her hands
I picked up the soap
Shoved it down her throat
Now she's in the sack
With not Fred, not Joe
But an asthma attack!

It's always been tough
For Hilary Duff
My fans expect me
To sing and act rough
So be thankful you hear
The music I play
I want you to know
That me and Paris ain't gay

So forget all that crap
Put me in your heart
and just listen to
the bleat of my...
the Bleat of my Art

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

TJC - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel your passion... you appear to be in quite a Dillary Huff! Nice pacing but don't know the OS
yoidy - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading, but what's the OS?
Spoof-Man - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
It means Origanal Song!!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/hilaryduff75.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 579