Song Parodies -> Rise Another Way

Original Song Title:	"Die Another Day"
Original Performer:	Madonna

Parody Song Title:	"Rise Another Way"
Parody Written by:	Yoidy

I think I'll rise another day
I think I'll slice away this face

I'm gonna rip my eyeballs out
& replace them with circuits
I'm gonna yank my tongue out
& replace it with paper

I think I'll slice away this face
I think I'll blip 2X today

I'm gonna scrape off my girl flesh
I'm gonna be a system
I'm sick of my two pert breasts
I'd rather be a pentium

I think I'll blip 2x today
I think I'll shoo away the gays

I'm gonna avoid my 5 senses
I'm gonna BE the modem
I'm gonna breathe in shiny vapors
I'm gonna plug my fingers in

I guess I'll cry the day away
If I can't be a MacIntosh
I think I'll say o gosh

I'm gonna sing a quiet hum
I'm gonna answer all questions
I'm gonna make like Uncle Fester

Gonna see you next semester....

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hoip chiggs - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment

genius!!

experiment626 - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment

great parody about technology and computers...You can say I do work at a theme park, but I won't say which one

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Song Parodies -> Rise Another Way

"Die Another Day"

Madonna

"Rise Another Way"

Yoidy

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