-> "Mr Hojangles"
Original Song Title:
"Mr Bojangles" (MP3)
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I knew a man Hojangles & he stared at you
While he chewed
With silver teeth, razor claws & baboon rear
He'd munch on your shoe
He burped so loud, burped so loud
Then he would frown...
Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Eat
They threw him in a cell with me in New Orleans
I was so freaked out
He looked at me with eyes of rage & spat at me
"You can't get out!"
He hated life---wanted wife
He leered, slapped my face, licked his lips
Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Fight
He said his name Hojangles then he showed his d---
Across the cell
He grabbed my pants, asked for romance, then clicked his heels
Faggot from hell
He let go a squeal---I was his meal
Then ripped off my clothes all around
Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Rape
He chewed on toes in freak sideshows & had affairs
Throughout the south
He spoke with tears of 15 years how his dog & he
His dog tore up kids---mangled kids
After 50 deaths he still smiles
Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Kill
He said "I prance at every chance in heiny tanks
For cigs & mags"
"But most the time I whore behind these county bars
Head in a bag"
He asked "Do you swallow squid...swallow squid?"
As he shook his head I wished him dead
& to this day I still beg
Please no please...
Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Die
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