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Song Parodies -> "Fraggle Rock Dazzle"

Original Song Title:

"Razzle Dazzle"

Original Performer:

Chicago Musical

Parody Song Title:

"Fraggle Rock Dazzle"

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The Lyrics

Give em the old
fraggle raggle
Raggle Daggle em

Tell em to go get unstuck and then
Fraggle Raggle em
If your fur is all
Pink n Purple

Pink n Purple em

Give em the old
Ruptured Charlie
Rupture Charlie em
Give em the ol Charlie Horse
and when they're leavin
Steal their Porsche

Said give em the old
Haggard Hattie
Haggar Hattie em
When they're young you run em ratty
and when they're old
Ya drive em batty!!

Give em the old
Punctured Sphincter
Puncture Sphincter em
When your fur is green and orange
Drown their heads in
Bowls of Porridge

and don't forget to...

Give em the old
Fraggle Rock Dazzle
Asthma Razzle em

When they got the nerve
to spraypaint
All your fuzzy fur

What ya got to do is prepare
For the Fraggle war
and razzle azzle em
shimmy shiny em
fop n fimmy em
crop n crummy em
and most of all.
Prepare em for
The fraggle rock

doot doot doot

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