"You're listening to All Hits Radio and
What's that bright light?
What's that noise? AAARGH!!"

(We've been stalking your earth
And we'd like to make
A contract with you...baby)

-space music-

In your behind you have capacity for blow
To carry substances in rubbers up your hole
Please close your eyes and concentrate
On every bag you drink
'Coz if one ruptures your spaceship will sink

(We've been observing your earth
And we'd like to make a drug deal with you)

Balling occupants for interplanetary crack...
Do a little dance for interplanetary, most extraordinary crack

Please come all greased we beseech you
The use of lust we will teach you
If we don't make this sex-for-drugs exchange
You might suck out our brains
So please CUM we beg you!

Please interstellar sex object
Won't you please bleep so we know we pleased you

Balling occupants for interplanetary crack
Taking off my pants for extra terry breast yule
Anti-meany menstrual crack

With your behind you have abilities to form
Perfect crack capsules and fit a rod named Norm
You spread your thighs and fellate together, that's the way
Look, aliens are both boys and girls, no one here is gay
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Balling occupants for interplanetary crack
Nailing occupants for interplanetary, not so sanitary crack

(We balled your friends
Send more Depends
The use of drugs we will teach you)

(We've been undressing your earth
And we'll have another close encounter with you
Yes, we've been molesting your earth
So let's get smashed and celebrate Contact Day in the nude)

And don't forget to have a Happy Halloween you space goons!