If you're ever gonna beat Al Qaid
Stop for pix and fun at Abu Ghraib
Get your kicks with Troop 66

Lead your prisoner by the d--k
Have him bite wires, then turn on the switch
Take your pix with Troop 66

Take Mustafi, Pyum,
Nefil, Husan, and Anyid
And build the naked
Million dollar human pyramid

At Abu Ghraib's
You can stay a frat kid
Just tell Daddy Rumsfield
You'll keep your hijinks hid

Get Hoso, Goptu
Salas, Amfad, and Phil
Have each one spin
On Home Depot power drills

At Abu Ghraib's
You gotta get your thrills
Or those Al Qaida greaseballs
Will make your pickle Muslim Dill

We also teach our cons a thing or two
We taught recycling to Prisoner Zule

Now he no longer needs our orders
To drink his piss and eat his poop

And he makes his own bathwater
Right here at Abu Ghraib U

Let Private Lynndie clue you on this trick
Put out your cigarettes on their sandworm d--ks
Bond with hicks. Hang with Troop 66

Here's our latest grad of Abu Ghraib U
In his black hat and gown, he's grinning at you
Or is that a grimace? There's clamps fastened to his tits.

Yep, he got his kicks with Troop 66