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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Medication"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Information"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Medication"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

Too much medication - throbbing in my brain
Too much medication - I'm bills for pills insane
Too much medication - crowding up my shelf
There's an indication - I think I need more health

Been prescribed Ritalin five or six times over
Forgot my doc's directions and made a Kaopectate soda
Yeh, gulped Thorazine, Lithium, and Vioxx
I took so much damn Keflex, I ended up in Iowa

Too much medication - hate these child-proof caps
Too much medication - "insert this in your ass"
Too much medication - speeding through my head
I've taken so much Prozac, I wish that I was dead

Um, took Lipitor, Nasacort, and Advair
When ladies ask me if I'm married, I tell them that I'm Singulair
Tried nasal guards, breathing masks, inhalers, and kid's chewables
If I'm no longer lovable, at least I am refillable

'Coz of too much medication - the cost is way too much
Too much medication - this cotton will not budge
Too much medication - morphing through my sleep
Too busy counting dosages instead of counting sheep

Oh, chewed Nicorette, Valium, and Pulmicort
My Dramamine's always on hand should I decide to exit port
Tonight my girl is fixin' me a tall Viagra sundae
With a marachino Cialis on top, I'll be hard Monday to Monday

Too much medication - pulsing through my veins
Too much medication - no longer am I lame
Too much medication - in bed, I'm her T. Rex
Final calibration - tonight, we Celebrexed

Good news! Good news!
I finally scored and shot one in her baby zone!
The bad news is that she's the mother
Of a 5.3 pound Prednisone

'Coz of too much medication - buzzing through my head
I've gobbled so much Paxil, I drilled my skull with lead
Too much medication....

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Susanna Viljanen - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Sick. Fivers.
Red Ant - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but DGAF. This was brilliant, TMGLTM, but I have to say that "...tell them that I'm Singulair" was the marachino Cialis on top (oh, you got that one too?) You ought to enter this in SOTM. 555+
Tommy Turtle - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
As Red Ant said, TMGLTM, but "morphing through my sleep" was pure pun genius.... Del Shannon, who snag "Runaway", shared your sentiments (committed suicide while on Prozac, IIRC). 555, and I too hate child-proof caps.
Yoidy - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! And I will submit this to the contest. Don't know the guidelines, or how to go about doing it, but I'd like to submit this and a number of others. Thanks.
alvin rhodes - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
you really did your homework on this one...5s
Adagio - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny! esp. "The bad news is that she's the mother Of a 5.3 pound Prednisone"
Below Average Dave - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job Yoidy, I really think this is one of your best parodies, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take my toothache medicine.
AFW - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I can relate, being a bit of a hypochondriac, myself
Jason - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hey Yoidy! I thought this was bangin' excellent! Give me some tranquilizers to calm me down! 555s for you Sir!.
Michael E Cormier - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) An OS by The Police, and a concept that sounds like it should be literally sung by The Chemical Brothers.lol Great work Yoidy 555
Matthias - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Take Three Fives and Call Me In The Morning
Agrimorfee - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny, well-researched take on an unusual and difficult Police song. Chorus changing every time is a plus.
Yoidy - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks again, guys!
Max Power - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM-555 tablets per day keeps a doctor away.
Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "Final calibration - tonight, we Celebrexed" I know I commented earlier, but as most have seen I go into greater detail for the contests than my daily reads. . .Yoidy, earlier I said this was one of your better parodies, well strike that--I think this is the best parody I've seen from you thus far. . .certainly gettin' strong considerations from me on SOTM status.
tomario - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
"Celebrexed" don't know what it means but it made me laugh ! well yoidy you know your drugs how much research went in to this parody and when are you out of rehab? you've scored again 555
Yoidy - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave and Tomario. I've had some allergy problems, but the drug ads on TV mostly inspired me. Someday I hope to outdo this parody!
Peter Andersson - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - This parody is phat - I'll subscribe some 5s and Lipitor.
Phil Alexander - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you going to do a sequel: "A little less medication" to Elvis' "A little less conversation"? Just done a search to find it hasn't been done yet (kind of surprising, in a way). "Maraschino Cialis" on top of a "Viagra Sundae" was inspired :-)
Stuart McArthur - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You had me with "I think I need more health" Yoidy and then the funny lines just kept on coming - great work - loved the "hard Monday to Monday" bit too - 555
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Huey Lewis and The News agreed with this parody when they pleaded for an invisible toupee with their song " I Want A Nude Rug ".
Tim Mayfield - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved the 'at least I am refillable' and the 'too busy counting dosages instead of counting sheep' lines.
The Charnstar - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - LOL! That's awesome, 5-5-5
wannabemustangjockey - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - The child-proof caps are there to keep adults from getting into your position. Kids hate medicine and are smart enough to stay away from it. :P
Yoidy - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Pete, Phil, Stu, JD, Tim, Charn, Wanna - thanks for imbibing!
Matthias - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job at having an obscure song make the SOTM cut. That's something me and Agrimorfee have been trying to do for months, and you were able to pull it off. So my hat's off to you.
UnKnownVo - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . a T-Rex in Bed ?? ouch !! These lines are just so funny!
McKludge - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTY - The speed of some of the lyrics made it hard to check pacing, so I'll have to take your word on it. But I completely agree people take too much medication these days. I mean come on! Restless Legs Syndrome?
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song, I really enjoyed this!
Mikey Squirrel - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTY- I didn't realize that too much Keflex will wind you up in Iowa. Very well done, Yoidy.

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