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Song Parodies -> "Thug Luggage"

Original Song Title:

"Thug Lovin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"Thug Luggage"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

What up Dogg?
Dis be how goin down, clown
It's a hapnin, dig
Last flight outta NYC
It's ya supahero homie
to the God---- world

I know you're gettin bored
at Terminal M
I know I lost my muggin, my thuggin
my Thug Luggage

I know I'm living my life
by the sword
I know I'll die by the sword
but I'm prepared
to go down like dat
See, I got da gat
Packin wit Glocks, Bombs
Tick Tock Heart Terminators
I'm ready for da final countdown
Gotta do whatever it takes
ta bring da 85 yr old granmama to her knees
make her say pleeeeeze
Steal her welfare check
say what da heck
even if it takes grenades, lugers
& toxic lung polluters
to make it happen
Like Stalin I stand tall
But widout dis here
Thug Luggage
I ain't nuttin at all

So dats what I gotz
in dis here breefcase
My armaments of world distruction
bring dat 95 yr ol bitch
to her knees

Dats wat I bee waitin fo
so

I know you're gettin bored
at Terminal M
I know I lost my muggin, my thuggin
my Thug Luggage

& you know I aint fraid o da Man
goin thru ma thug luggage
He aints gotsa brains a figger out
dis here Blak Man
he gonna take bak evertin
startin wit da 95 yr old gramamamamas of da woild

and it starts wit
Thug Luggage

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