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Song Parodies -> "Phyllis Diller (syllabically correct)"

Original Song Title:

"Psycho Killer"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Phyllis Diller (syllabically correct)"

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The Lyrics

She can't seem to hang up her act
Her hair's on end, 'coz it's been dyed and waxed
She can't sleep, 'coz her roots are wired
Her skin's dead, and her brain just retired

Phyllis Diller
Strolls your way
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Better run, run
Then drive away

She starts a routine that's been milkman delivered
She's talking a lot, but her follicles keep gossiping
When she has nothing to say, her lips congeal
Face lift done twice, done many times again

Phyllis Diller
Scares kids 'way
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma
Before they run, run
They leave a rouge tray

"They say I"m fake - but I'm not.
Let's see them make - arched brows hot.
Meet Raneeto Komiskwat.
He fills my wrinkles in special ways."

Wa Wa Wa
Wa Wa Wa Wa What?
She is vain and we know why
Her face melts when it's caught in sunlight

Phyllis Diller
Lives, you say?
Uh Huh Huh Huh
Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
Better sell her rouge
On EBay

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Yoidy - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, I have respect for Phyllis. I'm just goofing around.
The Golfing Ghost of Bob Hope (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
But I wanna tell ya, my good friend Phyllis Diller had a scare the other day. A Peeping Tom threw up on her window.
Yoidy - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a good one!
Agrimorfee - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Didn't see what was wrong in the first, nor what you changed in the second. I have to add that I liked your creation of "Raneeto Komiskwat"!
Tommy Turtle - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Didn't even know she was still around... DKTOS, so either version's Five with me.

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