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Song Parodies -> "The Right Ho File"

Original Song Title:

"The Right Profile"

Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"The Right Ho File"

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The Lyrics

Say, where I seen this babe?
From Basic Instinct?
Or The Quick and the Dead?
Maybe Casino?

Everybody say
Where is she now?
Everybody say
She look like a cow?
Everybody say
She sure act funny!

That's Sharon Stone in bed
With the AOL Icon honey!

In California at the LA Zoo
A Komodo Dragon
Mistakes Sharon's husband
For lizard food
He's attacked, bitten on the heel
Is he alive? Can he still feel?

& everybody say
Where's Sharon at?
Everybody say
She's wrinkled & fat
But last night I seen her airbrushed & smooth
She's lovin that AOL Icon dude

I see a career smashed, alright
There's no more applause for Sharon's sexy skintights
Sharon's movies are no longer on the reel
Her & that Icon found
A lovin kinda deal

Then Sharon screams get my old movie stills
Sharon demands her booze & her pills
Yeh she pleads for those good days to come back
Cause its the Icon she's doin in her love sack

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