I've got my guard dogs, ravens
Lead me to your nation
I'm gonna start the Holy Wars
I've got my jackal family history all erased
Though I sometimes crave cheeseburgers raw

6 kid, 6 kid, Satan's generation
I'm a demon at 13
6 6 6 kid's in Book of Rev'lations
There's no easy way to be me
Just queasy ways to be mean

It's a soul hole world!

I left my doctor's smoking corpse behind me
I snipped my barber off when he shaved my birthmark
I crammed Brylcreem in his eyes
As my sixes he spied
He drove off buzzed, committing barbicide

6 kid, 6 kid, cursed generation
But I'm an Anti-Christ for peace
6 6 6 kid, Hope Mom & Pop Satan
Let me join the Urban League
Is there a normal way to be me?

Keep away, old priest. You don't fool me
I know Sesame Street gets you horny
You might have exorcised, but your prayers failed
You only exercised the fat in your tail
You say you'll jazzercise me?

I've got my nannies, hooded jammies
Meet me in my nation
We'll have tea before my wars
I killed that jit bag John Paul when he had the realization
That my four-legged mom's my only flaw

Please, people
Don't believe what you saw!

6 kid, 6 kid's out causing trouble
Hon, come over here and call me Beast
6 6 6 kid's your Hecate uncle
Gonna make your leaders sheep
In 07, we'll have cloven feet
We'll all sit around grazin' greens!