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Song Parodies -> "Shotz Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Kashmir"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Shotz Beer"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

I see the "L" upon your sweater laced
As my hands cup your Bronx bazooms
I am a channeler of TV waste
And I hate the Big Ragu
I woo this daughter of DeFazio name
Shotz Beer has called its queen
When you bowl in DeFazio's pizza place
All will be shlameeled

Greasy zits implode on Lenny's face
As Squiggy "Hello's!!" in my ears
And now fair Shirley's seized the day
In her see through silk brassiere

I been hot for Shirley, there ain't no denying
No denying
Been dreamin' of Shirley naked
And flyin'
Nude, she's flyin'

This Shotz I drink
Makes my pee brown
Because the brew's
From a plant shut down
Now my thighs
Grab Laverne's hand
As I give in
To her Pop's demands

Trying to quiet, trying to quiet
This old fossil
Don't need a muzzle, don't need a muzzle
Just a giant shlamozzle

Oh father of the thug called Pizzaface
Or Big Ragu as he's known here
Tell him he's needed at DeFazio's place
So I can play with Shirl's brassiere
Laverne's gone bowling with Lenny, Ms. Feeney
But she will return again
Wear your spandex, crack your whip, and be a meany
And lick off me Shotz Beer

Oh owner of Four Seas Motel
Just shut your ears
Pay no attention to our cries and moans
Drink the rest of our Shotz Beer

Beer when I want, when I wanna play, yeah
Shirl that I steal, Shirl that I slip away with today
Oooh baby, ooh my baby, it needs air
Gonna ditch Milwaukee and find another lair!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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AFW - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilariously nostalgic......excellent job, here
Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Im a bowler myself.
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
only on these hallowed pages does laverne and shirley meet led zeppelin...lol
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
YES!!!!! This is my fav Zeppelin song, Im a huge Zeppelin fan, and Laverne and Shirley is great too,m although I pregfer Happy Days. 555!
John Barry - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This is surely good!
Yoidy - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx for reading, and I really did think Shirley was sexier, too.
Red Ant - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto Jack Wilson's comment on this being my favorite Zep tune as well. I couldn't get some of your lines to scan; they were too long, and singing the extra syllable or two as a cue note just didn't work, especially in the "All I see/ turns to brown/ as the sun/ burns the ground/ And my eyes/ fill with sand/ as I scan/ this wasted land" part. Enough of that though, this is funny, nostalgic, and set to a very difficult and kick-ass song. 455
Adagio - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one. 5's
Johnny D - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) You get the Yiddish Fives for "All will be shlameeled" !
Jason - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) Pretty good stuff Yoidy. 555
Agrimorfee - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Only 9 votes?! How did I miss this one? Very, very good, incorporating all of the L&S elements into one otherworldly psychedelic journey, much like Robert Plant's excursion in that truck across the desert!
bobpiecheese - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-S) I found this parody hilarious, but also very disturbing...kinda like my mate Nathan (don't tell him I said that!). Well done!
Below Average Dave - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hmmm. . .best comment on this one. . .Yoidy, you know I love your work, and this one was a very good parody, but I can't say a whole lot more on this one. . .not a bad parody, but not my favorite by you either.
Yoidy - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Red, Adagio, JD, Jason, Agri, Bop, BAD. You'll never watch L&S the same way again!
Michael McVey - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
How many shots of Shotzs did you have?----MM
Rick C - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) How did you ever come up with this combination? Laverne and Shirley and Kashmir? Well done, Yoidy. 555
Red Ant - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
Stuart McArthur - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3S) ditto about sexy Shirley - this parody dates you yoidy - great tribute to that old seventies warhorse sitcom - 555
Jack Wilson - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
See above ,now I wanna see Led Zeppelin +Happy Days!
Matthias - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Boozeyful
Jeff Reuben - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job on one of my favorite subjects. Gulp. =)
Mikey Squirrel - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Know what I like about this parody? You did it your way, yes, your way, making your dreams come true...for me and you. Good job, Yoidy.
Yoidy - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Again, thanks Mike, Rick, Red, Stu, Jack, Math, Jeff, and Mikey for reading and voting.

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