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Song Parodies -> "Bumfights"

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The Lyrics

When bumfights break out in the city
And a drunk whines for more Tanqueray
I want to be there
With my camera right away

ooh wooh wooh

So you bet on Mahoney
Well, my friend, I think he's fierce too
He draws his strength
From his puddle of piss in the park

oooh wooh
what a lark

It's bad
That there's been bums
Knocked out in the road
Without you
Without your film

ooh woo in the kiln

When these fights break out, they're so deadly
A drunken corpse floats in the bay
I declare my care
With my camera in my hand

ooh, there are many ways to take a stand

So you bet on Alberto
Well, my friend, I think he kicks ass, too
He uses his stumps
To pummel kids on the train

ooh, that bum is insane

It's sad
There's been scenes
Of bums catching fire
Without you
Without your film

And its bad
There's been
Scenes of bums
doin Girls Gone Wild
Without you
So get your film!

I need to get back
To the alleys right away
Cause at last
They're pouring me
More Tanqueray

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