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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Boogeyman"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Boogeyman"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

Crying, he is screaming, he is frightened, he is pissing in a corner
See how he runs to mommy's sleeping buns, killing daddy's fun
I'm grinning

Shaking under shadows, he's waiting for my claws to come
Baby vomit t-shirts, bloody shitty diapers
Mommy's got some nerve to toss 'em in my closet home
It smells like eggplant, I smell like smegplant
'Coz I'm the Boogeyman - boo boo (achoo!)

Wally, Sally, Danny, Timmy
Lined 'em up and slapped 'em stooges style
See how they blush, see how their flesh is flushed
Wearing toothless smiles
I'm laughing
GU FAAAAAW!
I'm laughing!

Yellow mucus mustard - bubbling from sick Wally's mouth
He was my pinata, boy, he screamed a lotta
Went into convulsions, man, I gotta mellow out
I got him pegged man, messed up his legs, man
You can't stop the Boogeyman - I'll follow you

Sitting on scared Timmy's nostrils, blocking every breath
If he can't breathe, he'll be the blue result of sudden infant death
They'll call in the fatheads, pay all the eggheads
To find the Boogeyman - where is the proof?

Kiddie expert crap from Oprah
Telling lies and selling Chevy Coupes
Someday their kids'll wind up in asylum
Watching 'lectric boogaloo
2, 2, 2!

Here comes Sally Prichard
Climbing into her full bathtub
Elementary mama shoulda seen it coming
She'll drown when I make her ducky a swimming skull
I didn't do it. Her mommy did it.
I'm just the Boogeyman. I f--kd alla you
F--kd alla you to hell

chanting demons - swell! swell! swell!

mourning angels - everybody sob sob, everybody sob sob, everybody sob sob....

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alvin rhodes - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
makes as much sense as the original
John Barry - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Soirreal and soitently funny.
Ann Hammond - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Boogie Wonderland
Yoidy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading, al, john, ann!
Meriadoc - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... never had anything in my closet, but when I was a child there were alligators and gleeps under my bed I am sure...
AFW - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
a dysfunctional family, indeed..
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Demented to say the least here Yoidy. . ."Elementary mama shoulda seen it coming She'll drown when I make her ducky a swimming skull" <
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Above--I accidentally used a key that apparently is HTML enabled (Still new on these boards). . .anyhow creepy but funny and I think "Went into convulsions, man, I gotta mellow out I got him pegged man, messed up his legs, man" was one of the funniest of the day.
Yoidy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey! Thanks mer, afw, and dave for showing up!
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL - that's great yoidy - for some reason I thought "boo boo (achoo!)" was hilarious, as well as your other attempts to sub wackily close to the OS - my fave of yours so far - 555
Yoidy - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks stu!
Hollajuku - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I cracked up reading this one.

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