-> "I Am The Boogeyman"
Original Song Title:
"I Am The Walrus"
Parody Song Title:
"I Am The Boogeyman"
Crying, he is screaming, he is frightened, he is pissing in a corner
See how he runs to mommy's sleeping buns, killing daddy's fun
Shaking under shadows, he's waiting for my claws to come
Baby vomit t-shirts, bloody shitty diapers
Mommy's got some nerve to toss 'em in my closet home
It smells like eggplant, I smell like smegplant
'Coz I'm the Boogeyman - boo boo (achoo!)
Wally, Sally, Danny, Timmy
Lined 'em up and slapped 'em stooges style
See how they blush, see how their flesh is flushed
Wearing toothless smiles
Yellow mucus mustard - bubbling from sick Wally's mouth
He was my pinata, boy, he screamed a lotta
Went into convulsions, man, I gotta mellow out
I got him pegged man, messed up his legs, man
You can't stop the Boogeyman - I'll follow you
Sitting on scared Timmy's nostrils, blocking every breath
If he can't breathe, he'll be the blue result of sudden infant death
They'll call in the fatheads, pay all the eggheads
To find the Boogeyman - where is the proof?
Kiddie expert crap from Oprah
Telling lies and selling Chevy Coupes
Someday their kids'll wind up in asylum
Watching 'lectric boogaloo
2, 2, 2!
Here comes Sally Prichard
Climbing into her full bathtub
Elementary mama shoulda seen it coming
She'll drown when I make her ducky a swimming skull
I didn't do it. Her mommy did it.
I'm just the Boogeyman. I f--kd alla you
F--kd alla you to hell
chanting demons - swell! swell! swell!
mourning angels - everybody sob sob, everybody sob sob, everybody sob sob....
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