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Song Parodies -> "Love, Don't Constipate"

Original Song Title:

"Love Don't Cost A Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Love, Don't Constipate"

Parody Written by:

BarbieBimbo

The Lyrics

Think you gotta keep relaxed, you dope
If it don't get out your ass, I'll know
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate
Think I'll let you ride U-Bends, I won't
If the food gets lost, I'll take you home
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate

When you walked into
The restaurant
Saw the tip you gave
To the valet
Knew you were starvin'
When you looked at me
Pattin' on your tum so I can hear its growling
Saw you later in the toilet too
Letting out a sound
Made me notice you
And you're hard to miss, think you oughtta know
To me it seems you're ballin' out of control

All that matters is that you can eat right
Don't eat too much dairy, and candy ain't right, yeah

Think you gotta keep relaxed, you dope
If it don't get out your ass, I'll know
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate
Think I'll let you ride U-Bends, I won't
If the food gets lost, I'll take you home
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate

You stiiiiiiiiink
You stiiiiiiiiink, yeah, yeah, yeah..

You think the burger that you ate
Will just exit, not constipate
You guessed it wrong, I smell a fart
Think you let out that fart
Don't know what's in that fart

I think you need to take some lime
And show me that your diet's true
There's more than McDo signs in you
Then you won't get to fart
And get what's in my heart

Think you gotta keep relaxed, you dope
If it don't get out your ass, I'll know
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate
Think I'll let you ride U-Bends, I won't
If the food gets lost, I'll take you home
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate

Think you gotta keep relaxed, you dope
If it don't get out your ass, I'll know
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate
Think I'll let you ride U-Bends, I won't
If the food gets lost, I'll take you home
I permit you to choke
But, love, don't constipate

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mickeymoore - June 08, 2003 - Report this comment
find something else to write about.You seem like a one hit wonder (can't find no new material)

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