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Song Parodies -> "Better'n Your'n"

Original Song Title:

"You Go to Your Church (and I'll Go to Mine)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Better'n Your'n"

Parody Written by:

Too Rich Olson

The Lyrics

When the dust finally settles let's all get together somewheres and sing this old fa-vo-rite. We all know the tune.
Better'n Your'n

You go to your church and I'll go to my'n
But my church is better'n your'n.
Our fathers built 'em side by side
And my church looks better'n your'n.

You pray to your god and I'll pray to my'n,
But my God is better'n your'n.
Our fathers made 'em side by side,
And my God looks better'n your'n.

The road is rocky and full of stones,
So we can throw 'em atty chother.
Our fathers threw 'em way back when.
But your father threw like your mother.

You pray all wrong
and your god looks strange
And some day you'll be sorry.
When you get there at heaven's gates,
They won't let you in, by Gorey!

You go to your church and I'll go to my'n
But my church is better'n your'n.
Our fathers built 'em side by side
And my church is better'n your'n.

Amen, Dobros!



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We all know the tune?

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