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Song Parodies -> "Underneath My Clothes (Dirty Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Underneath My Clothes (Dirty Version)"

Parody Written by:

David Bogart

The Lyrics

The dirtiest girl on the planet, and not in the good way.
There's a thong
sitting right on top of my dog
Don't get me wrong
this might sound to you a bit odd
But in this sad place where all my things are hiding
right under my clothes, is where I'll find them

Underneath my clothes
there's a bed there for me
Under a mound of pillows
hidden territory
and all the things I can't find
I think I even lost some money

'Cause of you, I forgot about cleaning this sty.
You're messy too, so I have no more reasons to try
When our friends our gone, when the party's over,
we will still be looking for eachother

Underneath my clothes
there's a bed there for me
Under a mound of pillows
hidden territory
and all the things I can't find
I think I even lost some money

Underneath my clothes
there's a bed there for me
Its about time I suppose
to the goddam laundry
It's all the thing I deserve
for being such a piggy
for being such a piggy hey hey hey

I've got the dirtiest clothes of anyone on the planet
moving talking walking breathing
You know its true oh baby it smells funny
your lungs don't want to breath in
As every stomach is turning from the stench
panties are stuck up on the ceiling
Like a lazy guy with no manners
I'm tired and don't feel like cleaning

Underneath my clothes
there's a bed there for me
Under a mound of pillows
hidden territory
and all the things I can't find
I think I even lost some money

Underneath my clothes
WHHHHHHOAH
Its about time i suppose
to the goddam laundry
It's all the thing I deserve
for being such a piggy
for being such a pigggyyyyyy
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