Mr. Chili Bean Man

Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, say you really reek
You are smelly and your stench reminds me of a zoo
Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, dude you really reek
And a dung beetle this morning, was a following you

Though I know the evening's dinner has come out your back end
Wipe with your left hand
Wipe it twice if you have to, to prevent streaking
Your gas attack amazes me; I'm knocked off my feet
What the hell did you eat?
And the road kill in the streets don't match your stinking

Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, say you really reek
You are smelly and your stench reminds me of a zoo
Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, dude you really reek
And a dung beetle this morning, was a following you

It starts at your hips, escaping odor your ass drips
My nose hairs have been stripped, my stomach's lost its grip
My nose to shocked to sniff, toxic cloud with it's own mind
It be wanderin'
I'm ready to run anywhere, because your gas won't fade
Your farting serenade, you hold animals at bay
We all fall victim under it

Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, say you really reek
You are smelly and your stench reminds me of a zoo
Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, dude you really reek
And a dung beetle this morning, was a following you

Though you might cause moaning, gagging, swirling blindness cause of your buns
It's not aimed at anyone; we're escaping on the run
And so to the door we are all helpless racing
And if you see vague traces of cornmeal mixed with lime
Add your chili beans this time, ragged skivvies on your behind
I wouldn't pay you a dime, to see your undies, you're peeing, skidmark's chasing

Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, say you really reek
You are smelly and your stench reminds me of a zoo
Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, dude you really reek
And a dung beetle this morning, was a following you

Then take me your prisoner through the fart rings from behind
I'm going down for the last time, It smells like rotting leaves
The children, frightened too, you break the windy breach
Your innards twisted stench is nature's sorrow
Yes, to poop behind a vaulted door with one hand wiping free
Please flush it out to sea, your feces the toilet sends
And the steaming log we hate, driven deep beneath the waves
We can forget until you eat again tomorrow

Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, say you really reek
You are smelly and your stench reminds me of a zoo
Hey! Mr. Chili Bean Man, dude you really reek
And a dung beetle this morning, was a following you