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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes When We Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Bomb"

Parody Written by:

Devin Manis

The Lyrics

Remember the song on the Gieco commercials with the little gecko? Yes, it's true...this is it. Re-written of course. Enjoy!
You ask me if I bombed you,
And I give you my reply.
I really, really hate you.
And I wish that you would die!
And who are you to judge me,
and call me a texan hick?
You know what you are really,
You Saddam Iraqi prick!

And sometimes when we bomb,
We almost hit Saddam,
but you go into your bunker,
and hide.
I wanna bomb you til you die,
and end the regime and make you cry.
I wanna bomb you, til the anthrax you have, subsides.

Warfare and all it's strategies,
leaves me battling with Hussein
I think we should blow his statue up,
and drive him madly insane
I'm just another leader,
Looking to bomb Iraq.
I'm glad we ran you out of town,
And I hope you never come back!

And sometimes when we bomb,
We almost hit Saddam.
but you go into your bunker, and hide.
I wanna bomb you til you die,
and end the regime and make you cry.
I wanna bomb you, til the anthrax you have, subsides.

At times I'd like to break through,
and find your secret stockpile!
At times I'd like to kill you,
and keep bombing, all the while.
At times I know you have bombs, no matter how much you deny.
I've watched the UN inspect you,
And I've watched them pass you by.
At times we're sort of peaceful, still searching for your bombs,
A JDAM, or a nuke, so don't deny it, you bitch Saddam!

And sometimes when we bomb,
We almost hit Saddam,
But you go into your bunker, and hide.
I wanna bomb you, til you die!
And end the regime and make you cry!
I wanna bomb you, til the anthrax you have, subsides...

Subsides....
Sorry if it has a bit of strong language, but I thought it might just be better to tell the truth about him, after all, it is Saddam Insane we're talking about!

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lebeiw15 - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Rod Stewart did this song too??
Havoc Dog-Soldier - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL
Mike Florio - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Rod Stewart didnt do this song...Dan Hill did this song...they do sound alike, though...
Devin Manis - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd like to clear up this little thing about who sung what. Rod Stewart did sing this song, most likely after Dan Hill did. Like with I'm a Believer, the Monkees and Smash Mouth both did that song.
I wish I was Roger Taylor - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't know Rod Stewart did this song!!!!!! But then, I'm only 12!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
ruth46 - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
So Rod covered it, right?
... - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess so, ruth46.
TVOD - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, but Dan Hill's version is used in teh Geico commercials.
Mayhem Dog-Soldier - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA
Joanne capper - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i think the timing to the music and truthfulfess is ironic! It`s great and it bought a smile to my day, thanks!
Damien - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
that was stupid!

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