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Song Parodies -> "A Quotient Like This"

Original Song Title:

"A Moment Like This"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Quotient Like This"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

What if I told you, it was more than a three,
Would you believe me, would you believe,
It's almost a feeling, that we've divided before,
So tell me that you took your dividend,
Your divisor, divided, and you got...

(Refrain)A quotient like this, some people divide a lifetime,
For a quotient like this, some people search forever,
For that one special grade,
Oh, I can't believe, I've solved for x indeed,
Some people divide a lifetime, for a quotient like this,

Everything changes, but remainders remain,
Something so simple, I can't explain,
Well, I may be dreaming, but until I awake,
Can't we make this decimal last forever,
And I'll cherish all the numbers we share,


Could the people be waiting this long for,
I wanna know you'll catch, the zero when it falls,
So let me tell you this,
Some people divide a lifetime for a quotient like this...


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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   3
 5   2

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walrus - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny parody!
NYbadazz - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
it made me giggle
CHANTAL - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Aaerni - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
nnnag - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll probably have to downgrade the pacing, since a couple lines in the chorus don't rhyme, like in the original. (In the original, "a moment like this" is matched up with "that one special kiss", whereas "a qoutient like this" doesn't rhyme with "one special grade".) So how's about 4,3,3?
Mr X - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I've never heard 100% of the original song, but agree with nnnag.
LadyGaladriel - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Straight 3's--the pacing is a bit off, there are some awkward moments, but it was a novel idea.

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