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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter #5"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number 9"

Original Performer:

The Clovers

Parody Song Title:

"Harry Potter #5"

Parody Written by:

Spoons with Long Handles

The Lyrics

Our first parody... comments would be appreciated!A parody about the histeria surrounding the new Harry Potter book...
I've never seen a book get so big
I wanna know what's up with Mrs. Figg
I'm pushin' and a-shovin' just to be the first in line
I wanna get my copy of
Harry Potter #5!

There is a party at my bookstore
When they gonna open up that door?
It's 12:01 and I'm waiting here in line
I wanna get my copy of
Harry Potter #5!

A clerk bent down and opened up a box of the books
The people all around me had possessed kind of looks
I'd waited 3 long years for this day to arrive
I looked and saw a news crew here
They were on live...

I opened up my book and took a peek.
I'd thought about this moment many a week
My heart was going so fast, I thought that I would die
I finally got my copy of
Harry Potter #5!

Harry Potter #5!

Harry Potter #5!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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 5   1

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Wild man - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thought it was good, hope to see ya on the board again, Man.
Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
As an ex-girlfriend told me, the first time is never any good. Which may be why she's an EX-girlfriend. Nice idea, so try again.
Billy Florio - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it, good job
From a diehard HP fan - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I brought up my karaoke version of Love Potion #9 and ran a raw recording with your lyrics, and I think you have a winner!

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