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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me Dealer One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Me Dealer One More Time"

Parody Written by:

Shawna Mills

The Lyrics

This is totally original, but someone may have had the idea before because it's kind of an obvious parody idea. I've never seen a parody for this song before so I assure you there has been no plagarizing! ENJOY, and please feel free to leave good/bad comments.
Oh baby, how was I supposed to know
That it would be our last kiss
Oh baby baby
You shouldn't have let me board
That big plane to Vegas
Moaning, crying on the table
Oh my baby, I just made us bankrupt, oh because

All chips were up, the betting's great
I got thirteen, so I should stay
Because the dealer showed a five
I shrugged and cried:
"Hit Me Dealer One More Time!"

Oh baby, baby,
The card was only a two
Brings me up to fifteen
Oh baby baby
I'd stay there if I was you
But what I did makes me scream
Cuz I was feeling so lucky
Feeling sweaty cuz I bet our savings, oh my god

The chips are up, the betting's great
I got fifteen, so I should stay
Hope the dealer gets twenty-nine
But I cannot lie
I said "Hit me one more time!"

...Oh baby, baby, how I was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, you shouldn't have let me go
I must confess
That we are homeless
Got nothing else now
Sold my airline ticket too
Cuz I could not come home to face you
And all cuz I cried
"Hit me Dealer One More Time!"

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I enjoyed it, and I'll try to remember it when I head to Vegas in a few months =)
Wild Man - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Lost Wages Nevada, haven't been in some time. Your song was humorous and well paced, good job

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