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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Gonna Make It"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Gonna Make It"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

If you can make it through Marine Corps bootcamp on Parris Island, you can do anything. Platoon 3095, and yes, I graduated with my original platoon. Ooh-rah.
I'm not Gonna Make it

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

Recruit on Parris Island
I think I'm gonna lose it
Pushups all night; run all day long
We fight sand fleas that bite us
DI is in my face 'cause
I can't adapt, I don't belong

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

PT my spine is bending
Marches are never ending
When I first signed up, didn't have a clue
I fail each time I'm graded
My smokes were confiscated
I did my best, my best won't do

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I'm beat (Yeah!)
I'm bald (Yeah!)
No more (No!)
PT!!

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

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Shaun Chinen - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE!
Mark Rakes - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Laughed my butt off....great parody! Thank you VERY much for your service to this country! ~Mark Rakes
Petr - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
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