Song Parodies -> I'm Not Gonna Make It
| Original Song Title: | "We're Not Gonna Take It" |
| Original Performer: | Twisted Sister |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Not Gonna Make It" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
If you can make it through Marine Corps bootcamp on Parris Island, you can do anything. Platoon 3095, and yes, I graduated with my original platoon. Ooh-rah.
I'm not Gonna Make it
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
Recruit on Parris Island
I think I'm gonna lose it
Pushups all night; run all day long
We fight sand fleas that bite us
DI is in my face 'cause
I can't adapt, I don't belong
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
PT my spine is bending
Marches are never ending
When I first signed up, didn't have a clue
I fail each time I'm graded
My smokes were confiscated
I did my best, my best won't do
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm beat (Yeah!)
I'm bald (Yeah!)
No more (No!)
PT!!
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
Recruit on Parris Island
I think I'm gonna lose it
Pushups all night; run all day long
We fight sand fleas that bite us
DI is in my face 'cause
I can't adapt, I don't belong
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
PT my spine is bending
Marches are never ending
When I first signed up, didn't have a clue
I fail each time I'm graded
My smokes were confiscated
I did my best, my best won't do
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm beat (Yeah!)
I'm bald (Yeah!)
No more (No!)
PT!!
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!
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