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Song Parodies -> "Every Bath You Take"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Bath You Take"

Parody Written by:

M. Hale

The Lyrics

Every bath you take
Every splash you make
Every bubble you break
Every scrub you take
I'll be washing you

Every single day
Every dime you pay
Every towel you lay
Every night you stay
I'll be washing you

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every bath you take

Every splash you make
Every bubble you break
Every shower you fake
Every tub you stake
I'll be washing you

Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace
I bathe at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I'll keep scrubbing baby please

Every splash you make
Every bubble you break
Every shower you fake
Every tub you stake
I'll be washing you

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Incomplete FPI - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
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