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Song Parodies -> "Addicted to Posts"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted to Posts"

Parody Written by:

Roemello

The Lyrics

Just a couple things. This was inspired from obsessive posting at an 80s forum I co-run. A "milestone" is when you reach a certain amount of posts (1000, 2000, etc.). "Fluff" is a term I use to describe useless posts. My best work is too naughty to post...this is my only clean parody. Enjoy!
Your comp is on, but you don't surf
Your stuck on the 80's terf
Your palms sweat, your fingers shake
Another click is what it takes

You can't move, your eyes are glued
There's no doubt, you're brain is stewed
Your wrist is tight, to do the deed
Another click is all you need

Whoa, you like to think you can log out anytime, Oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get off
You know, you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to posts

You see the words, can barely read
You're typing at a lightening speed
You click post in double time
Another click and you replied, an insane mind!

You go and rave
Milestones are all you crave
If there's a post left for you
You won't mind replying too

Whoa, you like to think that that this will be your last post, Oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say, you're stuck til dawn
You know, you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to posts

Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts

(click solo...postaholic style)

Your lights are off, like you're not home
Stuck seated like an old crone
Your palms sweat and knuckles grind
Another post there's always time!

Whoa, You'll never sleep until you hit a milestone, Oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you're postin' fluff
You know, you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to posts

Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts
Copyright 2003 Spiffy Entertainment

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