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Song Parodies -> "Girl All the Fat Guys Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Girl All the Fat Guys Want"

Parody Written by:

Chad White

The Lyrics

You all know this old tale - skinny guy that wants the girl that cooks all the time. Well OK, maybe not... hope you enjoy!
"Girl all the Fat Guys Want"

6 o'clock, Monday night and I'm Hungry
for some vittles a little better than mine
Her name is Stella, she's Betty Crocker with a nose Ring
She makes paella, but I'm not quite sure what that is

And when she cooks
the Water boils and Kettles Sing
But she doesn't cook for me

Cause she is watchin Food TV
Creamin mashed potatoes
Listenin to Emeril
Fryin Green Tomatoes

I'm an underweight teen
I'm not a fan of cuisine
but you should try her stewed beets
they are such a good treat
And I chase her endlessly
Tryin' to get the girl all the fat guys want.
She's the girl all the fat guys want!

She likes the Cointreau; I like the hint of orange
Her kitchen's full of gadgets made by Calphalon
She says she'd like to score a french press and some Silpat
She'll never know that I'm the thinnest guy she'll never have

And when she cooks
the Water boils and Kettles Sing
But she'll never cook for me

Cause she is watchin Food TV
Creamin mashed potatoes
Listenin to Emeril
Fryin Green Tomatoes

She likes 'em with the food tray
in line at the buffet
Sittin at the table
Til their not able

I'm an underweight teen
I'm not a fan of cuisine
but you should try her stewed beets
they are such a good treat
And I chase her endlessly
Tryin' to get the girl all the fat guys want.
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!

There she goes again
with fishsticks, oh, and tarter sauce in her hair
She broke my heart I couldn't risk it
All I wanted was to eat her brisket

Now I'm watchin Food TV
Tryin to mash potatoes
Listenin to Emeril
Fryin Green Tomatoes
I can't wield a food tray
and I can't stand a buffet
All I eat is rice cakes... cakes... cakes...

I'm an underweight teen
I'm not a fan of cuisine
but you should try her stewed beets
they are such a good treat
And I'll chase her endlessly
Tryin' to get the girl all the fat guys want.

She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
(There she cooks again)
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
(There she cooks again)
She's the girl all the fat guys want!
She's the girl all the fat guys want!

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wildtype - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny, the culinary specifics and rhymes are great (i love the silpat!) but the meter slips frequently

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