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Song Parodies -> "If I Had The Remote"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had A Hammer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pete Seeger

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had The Remote"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

If I had the remote
I'd click the Weather Cahnnel
I'd click the History Channel
throughout the whole day

I'd click on Lifetime
I'd click on CNN
I'd click on all the ESPN channels offered
throughout the whole day

If I had the remote
I'd click on WGN
I'd ring the Mystery Cahnnel
throughout the whole day

I'd click on Showtime
I'd click on Nick at Nite
I'd clickon all of the Fox Sports Net Channels offered
throughout the whole day

If I had the remote
I'd click the Westerns Channel
I'd clink on the Movie Channel
throughout the whole day

I'd click on Disney
I'd click on TV Land
I'd click on all of the channels HBO offers
throughout the whole day

Well I've got the remote
Turned off ABC
which has lousy programming
throughout the whole day
Also clicked off CBS
I cancelled NBC
the eye is red and the peacock's feathers just fall out.
throughout the whole day
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Royce Miller - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a good parody, Tim
Billy Florio - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess youre from CHicago since you mention WGN.....good parody
Wild Man - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Liked it , gave it 444 Man.

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