Afternoon and you're still drivin' around
You're tryin to decide where to eat in town
You like burgers greasy and your fries dark brown
Then you smile
So you go to McDonalds and you shuffle your feet
And you stare at the menu and wonder what to eat
You have to order so you can get a seat
Here's a tip:

Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
And get many fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

Try out some fast food when you're on a date
And her thoughts to you will not be hate
Your food's gonna come soon, and you just can't wait
Eat it all
Then in the drive-thru, your curiosity grows
You can't decide what to order, but heaven knows
But the true choice is obvious, and it shows
Here's a tip:

Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
And get many fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you order and you lay down your pay
You eat it right up in your new Chevrolet
"That's the best thing I've ever had," you say
But what for?
You're overweight, but you don't care if you're cool
You splash out all the water, jumpin in the pool
Eating fatty foods makes ya look like a fool
You don't care,

Cuz a Big Mac makes you feel good tonight
And like your fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you just keep eating, and you eat a lot
"Becoming fat won't happen to me," you thought
Oh, but still you're complaining that you're fries are not hot
That's just wrong...
And I'm sure you'll understand when eating makes you dead
And why you've got a feeding tube stuck in your head
Well, I'm not surprised that you still haven't wed
Let's sing you song:

Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
And get many fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight