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Song Parodies -> "A Big Mac"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Jack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"A Big Mac"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

Number 2 in my attempt to parody every song on Billy Joel's 1st Greatest Hits album, with each song being about Fast Food!
Afternoon and you're still drivin' around
You're tryin to decide where to eat in town
You like burgers greasy and your fries dark brown
Then you smile
So you go to McDonalds and you shuffle your feet
And you stare at the menu and wonder what to eat
You have to order so you can get a seat
Here's a tip:

Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
And get many fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

Try out some fast food when you're on a date
And her thoughts to you will not be hate
Your food's gonna come soon, and you just can't wait
Eat it all
Then in the drive-thru, your curiosity grows
You can't decide what to order, but heaven knows
But the true choice is obvious, and it shows
Here's a tip:

Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
And get many fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you order and you lay down your pay
You eat it right up in your new Chevrolet
"That's the best thing I've ever had," you say
But what for?
You're overweight, but you don't care if you're cool
You splash out all the water, jumpin in the pool
Eating fatty foods makes ya look like a fool
You don't care,

Cuz a Big Mac makes you feel good tonight
And like your fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you just keep eating, and you eat a lot
"Becoming fat won't happen to me," you thought
Oh, but still you're complaining that you're fries are not hot
That's just wrong...
And I'm sure you'll understand when eating makes you dead
And why you've got a feeding tube stuck in your head
Well, I'm not surprised that you still haven't wed
Let's sing you song:

Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
And get many fries to be a'pilein
A Big Mac will do you good tonight
Cuz McDonalds loves to see you smilin'
Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight
Get a Big Mac and you'll feel good tonight

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Wild Man - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
well written and paced , thought you did a very good job, gave you 4 Chalupas Man.
lebeiw15 - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Not too bad. It's a hard song to parody (which is why I haven't done it yet).
Billy Florio - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Some how this reminded me of a conversation I once overheard....I was sitting somewhere doing schoolwork, when these two girls walked by discussing their boy friends.....one of them said to the other "Ya, yu know, ma boyfriend is so cheap, that when we go on dates to McDonalds, he only let me order from de dolla menu!".....(and the accent was emulated there)......I was trying my best not to break out in laughter....
jubjub - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
that was halarious! i love that song and you made it better for me lol thanks!

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