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Song Parodies -> "White Castles"

Original Song Title:

"Whit Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"White Castles"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

At White Castle on the corner in the city

Open all day, open all night
in urban blight

Everybody
from poor to rich eat White Castles

Because they're cheap, and they taste good, thee's no hassles

I smell the burgers
cooking on the grill
Meat and onions
are steaming under the small bun

White Castles are on the east coast and the Midwest
People call them
little sliders
and gut busters

Steamed with onions, they do taste great but cause bloating
you'll be farting in bed at night covers floating

I smell the burgers
cooking on the grill
Meat and onions
are steaming under the small bun

Walk into one and you notice all the homeless.
Body odor overpowers onions cooking
you can see the burgers cooking
through the glass pane
Sitting in one
just might drive some
people insane

I eat in this place after getting drunk
I won't feel the pain until I get up the
next morning
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Billy Florio - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Not everybody eats at White Castles...I refuse too....awful, awful food.......good parody though
Jonathan C. - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It's an acquired taste, Billy. I like White Castle, except for the gas.
Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hate White Castle, like the parody. Damn, Billy and I agree on something. I hope this doesn't become a trend. I'd say that Amiright makes strange bedfellows, but that might trigger ten new Merry-and-Pip parodies from Malcolm.
Tim Hall - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Ever since moving to Las Vegas fom Chicago, I do miss the "sliders". The ones sold in the freezer case at the grocery stores are NOT the same as the ones made fresh at White Castle. They need to put one in Las Vegas, especially with all the Midwesterners moving out here.
Richard Noggin - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy Florio is a schmuckala...white castles burgers are great...not great for ya but soooooooooooo tasty...sober or drunk !!!!!! I want Bill to eat a crave case all by himself : )
Richard Noggin - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, BTW, great parody Tim !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Noggin - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
when i was little i didn't even know the burgers where called white castles...my uncles used to call them MURDER BURGERS OR BELLY BOMBERS !!! Tim...if i move out to Vegas i'll definitely open a white castles up...we would definitely have stiff competition wit In and Out burger
Billy Florio - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Woah! lol.....what the hell? All I said was that I hate white castle burgers! In fact, I hate most fast food.....and Richard, I have no clue what a schmuckala is, (if you take off the ala I know lol), but youd have to be drunk to eat there lol

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