-> "White Castles"
Original Song Title:
"Whit Room"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"White Castles"
The Lyrics
At White Castle on the corner in the city
Open all day, open all night
in urban blight
Everybody
from poor to rich eat White Castles
Because they're cheap, and they taste good, thee's no hassles
I smell the burgers
cooking on the grill
Meat and onions
are steaming under the small bun
White Castles are on the east coast and the Midwest
People call them
little sliders
and gut busters
Steamed with onions, they do taste great but cause bloating
you'll be farting in bed at night covers floating
I smell the burgers
cooking on the grill
Meat and onions
are steaming under the small bun
Walk into one and you notice all the homeless.
Body odor overpowers onions cooking
you can see the burgers cooking
through the glass pane
Sitting in one
just might drive some
people insane
I eat in this place after getting drunk
I won't feel the pain until I get up the
next morning
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