A deception or fact? Just what are you trying to say?
You've got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, just learn your language, please
You say "dementions" when you
Try to speak of left and right
And with one little talk, laughing stock, grit my teeth
No one can under-stand your speech
Why can't you

Learn how to say... say what you mean
One word leads to a blunder
You're saying something wrong, it's just two syllables long, Egads!
One word leads to a blunder

Word invention, how's it spelled?
I can't figure out what you meant
And the wrong words, don't you see
Give the comics something to jeer
You mess it up, dress it up well you're running out of time
You'd better get on the ball
And when one little flub starts it off, miss a beat
Another "blunderific" feat, why can't you

Learn how to say, say what you mean
One word leads to a blunder
You're saying something wrong, it's just two syllables long, Egads!
One word leads to a blunder
One word leads to a blunder

You're not easy to believe
Maybe you've been lying to me
'Cause when your wrong words
Go into my ears
Dunno what you've been saying to me
It could be fluff, could be stuff, you didn't say it clear enough
Big words that aren't at all
And when you share "antidotes", I wanna scream "antidon't"
Another blunder? What a feat! Why can't you

Learn how to say, say what you mean
One word leads to a blunder
You're saying something wrong
It's just two syllables long, how sad
One word leads to a blunder
One word leads to a blunder (repeat)