-> "Pretty Stupid (For A Card Thief)"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pretty Stupid (For A Card Thief)"
Parody Written by:
Nicki
The Lyrics
You know it's kinda hard
just to buy some cards today
There really not that cool
but he plays them anyway
Now he got arrested
and he's going on trial
But he doesn't care
cause he a felon in denial.
So don't steal cards, its really dumb
But I know it cause your brain is really numb
Your gonna go to jail and have to pay some bail
For cards no way, for cards no way
So if you can't pay, don't even try to play
At least you'll know you can always jump into the bay
Grounded for life to day
Hey Hey try to get away
Now he need some new cards
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Pokemon
So he thought Yugio looked nice
Now cruising out of Target,
he see police as he pass
But by the time he looks twice
They've already grabbed his lily a**
So don't steal cards, its really dumb
But I know it cause your brain is really numb
Your gonna go to jail and have to pay some bail
For cards no way, for cards no way
So if you can't pay, don't even try to play
At least you'll know you can always jump into the bay
Grounded for life to day
Hey Hey try to get away
Now he's callin' up his parents
He wants to get out on bail
They say he just a felon
and needs to stay in jail
Friends say it wasn't quite right
That pocket must have been to tight
But now they see
He's about as smart as a tree
So don't steal cards, its really dumb
But I know it because
Your brain is really numb
Your gonna go to jail
And have to pay some bail
For cards no way, for cards no way
So if you can't pay, don't even try to play
At least you'll know you can always jump into the bay
Grounded for life to day
Hey Hey try to get away
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